‘Kayso, this stand-up comedian, Brian Regan, does a bit where he talks about the term “boots on the ground” (boots = troops) and how he thinks we should actually throw BOOTS out of planes.
That in itself was funny, but as a woman you KNOW where I went…
“Do these come in red?” or “Do you have these in size 5?”. Because REAL women can never have enough cute shoes – or boots!
(If you’re interested in any item below, I’ve linked the images to their online retailer where you can conveniently purchase the cute boot. Note: The links will open in a new browser window.)