|By Prince Ramses XII|
Whew! What a week. SHE says we’ve beem im a “heatwave”. Dom’t kmow what that meams but it’s beem very hot these last few days. Spemt much time loumgimg om the chest im the bedroom. Mice amd cool.
There are TWO cats livimg across the way. Ome is all black amd the other is what SHE calls a “tuxedo”. SHE has some pretty stramge mames for thimgs.
SHE also says that cat people belomg to a secret club, with a special lamguage omly felime lovers umderstamd…
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
– Mark Twain
The difference between dog people and cat people: dog people wish their dogs were people. Cat people wish they were cats.
— Simon Sinek (@simonsinek) June 23, 2018
Research shows dog people tend to be outgoing, conscientious and rule-followers. Those who are cat lovers tend to be more quiet, sensitive and nonconformist. [source]
“Dogs are assholes”
DOG PERSON: YOU’RE an asshole!
“Cats are assholes”
CAT PERSON: Yeah
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) September 3, 2015
Psst…we’re secretly happy our people are part of the clowder amd we love them very much. (But dom’t tell amyome or we’ll have to kill you.)